Sarah

I just got hit on by a telemarketer scammer lol!

Scammer: you’re windows operating system is in danger for viruses blah blah blah
Me: oh no! :O that’s not good at all!!
Scammer: yeah yes yeah yeh yes yes yes very bad. Your windows OS has a thing if you -
Me: oh I’ve got an apple MacBook pro..
Scammer: … Ohh would you like a banana?
Me: … Excuse me?
Scammer: a banana, would you like a banana?
Me: … No I have an apple computer mackintosh..
Scammer: ohh you have a beautiful voice, you know we’ve been talking for almost 5 minutes and I dont even know your name yet. Are you Ms. Smith?
Me: … Ummm no, dont ever call again, byeeeee!
*click*

I was leading him on the whole time. Lol!

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